GOD

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About me

Industry Human Resources
Occupation Divine Intervention
Location everywhere, anywhere, Afghanistan
Introduction If you don't love my kids, go to hell!
Interests Salvation, Damnation, Asian Cuisine, Smiting, Floods, Auto Repair, Water Parting, Working in Mysterious Ways, Plague & Petulance, Quilting
Favorite Movies The Ten Commandments, It's a Wonderful Life, Dogma, Angel Heart, Bedazzled (the original), And God Spoke, Earnest Joins the Army
Favorite Music Polyphony, Tom and/or Spike Jones
Favorite Books Finnegan's Wake, The Ramayana, The Collected Works of Dorothy Parker, Monkey Butt!, Life the Universe and Everything, Anything with Fabio on the cover

You've successfully slain the dragon! How will you toast your marshmallows?

The fires of hell, how else?