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Gender	Male
Industry	Education
Occupation	School Librarian
Location	United States
Introduction	I am carbon-based. And gay. Very, very gay. According to okcupid.com, I am only a 95% match with myself. I find that disturbing and comforting, but not necessarily in that order.
Favorite Movies	My new favorite movie is Down with Love. Perennial favorites include: LOTR, Chicago, X-Men 1&2, The Matrix, Priscilla Queen of the Desert, To Wong Foo, Cabaret, Bring It On, O Brother Where Art Thou?, Batman Forever, Batman and Robin (They're the only two with Chris O'Donnell), The Fifth Element, Hairspray, Pecker, Hedwig and the Angry Inch, and RHPS
Favorite Music	Shonen Knife, Danni Minogue, Squirrel Nut Zippers, Edith Piaf, Patsy Cline, Lil' Kim, Madonna (it's a gay thing; we're required to love her), Cher (her too), Bette Midler (although I have not yet forgiven her for taking a wishy-washy stance on gay marriage), Tori Amos (I want her to bear my child, but in a nice way), Hedwig and the Angry Inch, David Bowie, Billie Holiday, Jimi Hendrix, and Sarah Vaughn. There are more, but I figure I crossed your tolerance threshhold long ago.
Favorite Books	I am aware it says books, but I am listing authors. It just makes more sense to me. Augusten Burroughs, David Sedaris, Tom Robbins, Banana Yoshitmoto, Terry Pratchett, John Steinbeck, Camille Paglia, Christopher Moore, Douglas Coupland, Stephen Brust, and Gabriel Garcia Marquez.

Lionesses have no manes. How do they know when they've grown up?

When the other lionesses start gossiping behind their back.