Saundra

My blogs

Gender	Female
Occupation	Sometime writer, frequent editor, and usual snarky bitch
Location	Red Berry Joy Town
Introduction	I'm the only person I know above the age of 5 who honestly laughs out loud at Tom & Jerry cartoons. I refuse to buy greeting cards that rhyme. I hate things that are lemon-flavored but not things that are lemon-scented. I'm always thirsty. I'm the most intensely insecure person you will ever meet. I'm mildly afraid of heights, mostly because of the grisly thoughts I get in my head when I picture falling from them. I'm obsessed with being on time. Probably because I never am anymore. I don't like having my feet touched. For any reason. I dislike eating in front of people who aren't. I dislike most condiments. I can't belch. I am a vast wasteland of useless knowledge. No, really...I go to bars and play trivia. For fun. Well, that and money. I never kill spiders. I'm cranky.