The children are waiting! Please tell them the story about the bald frog with the wig:
Once upon a magical time in the glorious little town of St. Augustine the tanned and shoeless children sat waiting. "Oh, somepinkflowers, please tell us the story of The Bald Frog with the Wig and how he rode the wild hurricane!" the wee ones pleaded ever so politely. Nearby a gopher tortoise chewed on a damp dune weed. He knew his story was yet to come...