|Location||The Draughty Old Fen, Cambridgeshire, United Kingdom|
|Introduction||An incurable old cyber-grumpy, I like good music, cats, bacon sarnies and anything to do with Terry Wogan. Raining on ideological parades is the cream in the coffee.|
|Interests||Family, Church, politics, history, reading, writing, cycling, music, puzzles, Terry Wogan|
|Favorite Movies||Rocky, Rocky II, Rocky Balboa, Lord of the Rings III, Eragon, Runrig - Across the City and the World, Local Hero, The African Queen, It's a Wonderful Life, They Might be Giants, Miss Congeniality, The Passion of the Christ, Jesus of Nazareth, Chariots of Fire, Ben Hur, This Happy Breed, AI, The Song of Bernadette, Whisky Galore, Rockets Galore, The Wizard of Oz, Dracula, Star Wars, The Empire Strikes Back, The Return of the Jedi, War Games, Stardust, The Sum of all Fears, Executive Orders, Dune, Raiders of the Lost Ark, The Seventh Seal, Kinky Boots, Fatherland, Relic, Mamma Mia, In the Mouth of Madness, Total Recall, The Fly, The Fly II, Terminator II, Mamma Mia, Cinderella, Toy Story II, Deep Impact, The Boys from Brazil|
|Favorite Music||Beatles, Runrig, EJ Norman, Dire Straits, Beethoven, Rodrigo, Gary Moore, Bax, Queen, Iron Maiden, George Benson, Nightwish, Eagles, Chris de Burgh, The Neville Brothers, Rush, Genesis, Al Stewart, David Bowie, Annie Lennox, Abba, Diana Ross, Capercaillie, Magnum, Beach Boys, Dionne Warwick, Dvorak, Paul McCartney, Elvis Presley, Billy Joel, Slade, Madness, The Bangles, Abba, George Harrison, The Humblebums, The Sutherland Brothers and Quiver, Blackfire Well, Magnum, Ian Shaw, Wishbone Ash, Modest Mussorgsky, The Mamas and the Papas, Mama Cass, Lindisfarne, Bread, The Feeling, Handel, Berlioz, Thin Lizzy, Big Country, Free, The Indigo Girls|
|Favorite Books||The Bible, Diplomacy, What if, Inferno, Dear and Glorious Physician, Time in a Red Coat, Greenvoe, Reads like a Novel, Imajica, Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows, Great Expectations, A Tale of Two Cities, The Iliad, The Odyssey, The Aeneid, History of Western Philosophy, Man and his Problems in the Light of Jesus Christ, Soldier Summer, Great Glasgow Stories, How Mumbo Jumbo Conquered the World, Lord of the Rings, Story of a Soul, Tokens of Trust, The Dawkins Letters, Ring of Bright Water, Velvet Elvis, The Bible Jesus Read, Billy, Kes, The Devil's Delusion, Paryer, Money Sex and Power, The Lord, Sleepwalkers, We can remember it for you Wholesale, Thomas Covenant books, Jesus of Nazareth, Memory and Identity, The Man who loved Mars, The Tic-Toc Man, The Sum of All Fears, Marcovaldo, The Music of Life, Fatherland, Foucauld's Pendulum, Mission, The Lazarus Lie, First Light, Morse's Greatest Mystery, Chambers' Crossword Dictionary, The Omen, Fatal Misconception, Storylines, Instant Gold, Making History, Wogan's Twelve, Detective Chief Inspector Alan Banks series, Atlas Shrugged, Master of Space and Time, Postsingular|
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