Don Gerard
- Age: 44
- Gender: Male
- Astrological Sign: Scorpio
- Zodiac Year: Snake
- Industry: Fashion
- Occupation: Everyman
- Location: Champaign : Illinois : United States
About Me
"Hired Goon For The Intellectual Mafia" ...posing as Don Gerard I do nothing but lurk in the ether making enemies and besmirching his good name. Really, I am not actually Don Gerard. However, Don Gerard is a really, really great guy who is probably at home right now doing something which has nothing at all to do with kicking puppies or stealing old people's prescription medicine. No, really. I'm not kidding.
If you were a wrestler, what would be your finishing move?
oh, for f*ck's sakes.
Interests
Favorite Movies
- The Natural
- Bad News Bears
- Diner
- Citizen Kane
- The Iron Giant
- High Tension
- the Wanderers
- Eight Men Out
- Rudy
- Rocky
- Roadhouse
- Brazil
Favorite Music
- Replacements
- Gene McDaniels
- Wilco
- Jackson 5
- Lloyd Cole
- Herb Albert & the Tiajuana Brass
- Ramones
- Tom Waits
- the Moon Seven Times
- Steve Pride and His Blood Kin
- Titanic Love Affair
- the Bowery Boys
- Adam Schmitt
- the Greedy Loves
- Tito Puente
- Clem Snide
- the Clash
- Soul Asylum
- Steve Earle
- Tom Lehrer
- Tommy Keene
- Adam Schmitt
- Jules Shear
- J.S. Bach
- Telly Savalas
- the Reputation
- Andrew Bird
- Wilco
Favorite Books
- Confederacy of Dunces
- Master and Margherita
- The Lorax
- Happy Hocky Family
- Killer Inside Me
- The Grifters
- The Velveteen Rabbit
- After Dark My Sweet
- Basketball Diaries...
