Hosfac

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About me

Gender Male
Occupation Wage Slave
Location Cleveland, Ohio, United States
Introduction I'm just your ordinary, average American serf. Nothing to see here...move along. I'm a high school graduate with a doctrate in sarcasm and a black belt in profanity.
Interests Movies, music, politics, games, and finding oddities on the internet.
Favorite Movies 300, I Am Legend, anything done by George Romero, 28 Days Later, 28 Weeks Later, Ocean's 11, 12 and 13.
Favorite Music Rammstein, Lacuna Coil, Napalm Death, Slayer, and almost anything else of that genre.
Favorite Books I'm not much of a reader anymore, but I absolutely love anything ever written by the late Douglas Adams

Whoops! Your tongue is now a magnet. Whatever will you use for silverware?

Eh, I'll just dump my dinner in a dog bowl and slam my face into the mess.