|Introduction||David Prater is an Australasian poet who lives in the third person. He edits Cordite Poetry Review, an online poetry and poetics journal. Visit his home page, daveydreamnation.com. Please note: no sea monkeys, turtle doves, silkworms, three toed sloths, llama wranglers, celebrity chefs, German language instructors, Sting impersonators or wet nurses were harmed, consulted or vilified during the construction of this website.|
|Interests||Penguin research, lamingtons, neenish tarts, all other kinds of tart, investment banking, tablecloths, reading in urdu, pottery, macrame, decoupage, weaving, hot pots, scotland, esperanto, nudism, llama wrangling, mosquitoes, sting impersonators, tina turner, "cats" the musical, flugel horns, etc|
|Favorite Movies||The Rise and Fall of Davey Dreamnation, Davey Dreamnation Live At Budokan (DVD), Behind the Scenes At Camp Davey, Tribesco, Whatever Happened to the Spirit Levels?, Pixel Mouse (M), Scaramouche: My Story|
|Favorite Music||davey dreamnation, the spirit levels, stung, scaramouche, davey dreamnation and the maple lanes, pixel mouse, davey dreamnation and the sprawl, elton john, clint bo dean, chris de burgh, rod stewart, rod mckeuen, howard jones, tina turner, mead, enya, enya, enya, enya, eyna [sic].|
|Favorite Books||Davey Dreamnation: My Life Story In Words And Magnadoodles, Various Journals, Stop Look And Listen: a Moving Tale of Three Homeless Llamas, Stung: My Seething Life, Around the World In Eighty Llamas, Clint Bo Dean In Wigs and Pictures, The DNRC Catalogue Volume 1, Herpes: My Story|
You're trapped in a well with a goat and a slinky. Describe how you will escape.
By reading the collected poems of Rod McKeuen.