Swearing Mother
- Gender: Female
- Industry: Non-Profit
- Occupation: NHS wage slave
- Location: Birmingham : United Kingdom
About Me
There's not much to say about me, I am fairly boring. I love my family, love my friends, like my job but need to do something more interesting with myself, preferably in a creative way. Fear it may be too late though. I do however have a rather odd sense of humour and a somewhat robust turn of phrase when the mood takes me....
If you were a wrestler, what would be your finishing move?
Drop the nut, knee in the crutch, two fingers up the nostrils and a Chinese burn - oh, sorry, did you mean just one?
Interests
- Shopping
- reading
- TV
- socialising
- eating
- drinking
- worrying. Shouting at people. Attempting to go to the gym. Yoga
- pilates. Buying clothes
- taking them back when I've seen myself in my mirror at home. Swearing. Writing furious letters to The Times.
Favorite Movies
- Jumping Jack Flash
- Enemy of the State
- Pretty Woman
- Bridget Jones
- Notting Hill
- Shakespeare in Love
- Conspiracy Theory.
Favorite Music
Favorite Books
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