|Location||Sacramento, California, United States|
|Introduction||Hey! I'm Meg, and somehow I've convinced people to pay me to write. Don't ask me how... I'm pretty sure I lucked into it|
You're trapped in a well with a goat and a slinky. Describe how you will escape.
First of all, if I was trapped in a well with a goat and a slinky, I would find myself quite lucky and would ponder why anyone would want to escape. I mean, really. Goats are pretty cool, and slinkys are definitely neat, so it wouldn't be all that terrible... until the goat ate the slinky. Stupid goat. You'll eat anything, won't you?