david scott
My blogs
| Gender | Male |
|---|---|
| Industry | Fashion |
| Occupation | Penis Miner |
| Location | Paedoville, Sicko, Azerbaijan |
| Introduction | Once (and possibly still) regarded as the world's leading infotainment journalist, David Scott is one of the most recognised people in the entire world, which is why he hides. His original newspaper column, then cable news and gossip show - News From Earth X - won him award after award and transformed him from a gnarly little deformed dwarf into an inter-dimensional superstar! Money back guarantee if you don't orgasm at least twice! |
| Interests | The Life and Loves of Dame Thora Hird OBE. Felching. Strong scents from animal's bottoms. |
| Favorite Movies | Titanic II - the Floater, Jurassic Pork, I Was A Teenage Lesbian, Apocalypse Then, The Boys In Blue (Cannon & Ball classic) |
| Favorite Music | Girls Aloud with the volume down, Simon Mayo's Mega Mix '93 and Russ Abbot does Verdi. |
| Favorite Books | ..have the pages stuck together. |
Never mind the turtle. Don't you think you're sure to win?
Nipple x2.