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About me

Gender	Male
Occupation	Shepherd
Location	New York, New York, United States
Introduction	Born on sheep farm in Paraguay during the largest mass UFO sighting of the 20th Century. Still waiting for my people to return. Third favorite quote: "He not busy being born is busy dying" (Bob Dylan). Second favorite quote: "With the guts of the last priest let us strangle the last king" (Denis Diderot). Favorite quote: "Better than nothing? Is it possible?" (Samuel Beckett). Honorable mention: "To know life, Otto, you have to fuck Death in the gall bladder" (Morrissey, et al., screenplay, Flesh for Frankenstein, 1973).
Interests	Shouting at Birds, Rolling in Pie, My Creationism Scrapbook, Crochet, Wasp-Eating Contests, Dabbling in Rutabaga Futures, Pia Zadora, Vlad the Impaler, Mail Order Brides, Dog the Bounty Hunter, Hog the Mountie Grunter, Frog the Mouthy Shunter, Bog the Grouty Flunter, Mog the Hefty Blargins, words ending in -weenis, Old Funny Books, Interpreting Odd Noises and Smells.
Favorite Movies	Cannibal Holocaust, The Piano, Old Yeller, FATliners, Garden of the Fintzi-Bullweenis, Bumfights, Mail Order Bride, Geek Maggot Bingo, nunsploitation, 1940s agricultural documentaries, films depicting vocal chord damage, peeing on animals, cursed vegetable matter or the quandary of separated persons who haven't decided whether they want a divorce or just need some time to themselves.
Favorite Music	Herbert Hoover, Slappy White, Joe Weider, Joey Goebbles, Brother Theodore, Brother Dave Gardner, Tonya Harding, Elsa Lanchester, Annette Funicello, R. Crumb, television is evil.
Favorite Books	Candy, I Am Billy Bob's Colon, The Philosophical Investigations of Larry Fine, Mary Wollstencraft Bullweenis, Build That Treehouse from Bird Droppings!, Tony Alamo tracts, Cherry Blossoms mail-order bride catalogs. I have an extensive collection of Pie-related publications.