Fang Bastardson
- Gender: Male
- Occupation: Reporter for a great metropolitan newspaper
- Location: Christmas Island
About Me
Born in the wild to Canadian Timberwolves, Fang was wrestled from his mother's teat at an early age and placed in the custody of a government sponsored think tank in New York City. He escaped at age seven by gnawing off a doo-claw and has been riding a wave of self-righteous indignation to Nowheresville, baby, ever since. He is currently enjoying being a PhD (by marriage), but on the advice of his attorney has refused all comment except to assert an apparently deeply-held conviction that frozen strawberries should be thawed, not microwaved.
Interests
- Truth
- Justice
- The American Way
- Crushing my enemies
- Seeing them driven before me
- Hearing the lamentations of their women
Favorite Music
- Johnny Cash
- Sinead O'Connor
- Leonard Cohen
- Tom Waits
- Preston Fulp
- Hank Williams
- RUSH
- Roger Miller
- Tom T Hall
- Townes Van Zandt
- Various other old dead white guys
Favorite Books
My Blogs |
Team Members |
| the-legacy | |
|---|---|
| Fang's Forum |
