Sassy

  • Age: 29
  • Astrological Sign: Aries
  • Zodiac Year: Monkey
  • Occupation: lover of Wham!

About Me

I want to be discovered in a supermarket. I mean that like "noticed by a movie scout and propelled to international fame and fortune so that I can give charming and self-deprecating interviews to Vanity Fair", not like "discovered in the produce aisle sitting in an igloo made of toilet paper rolls after having gone missing". Park Slope-area talent scouts, take note.

What would you wear for camouflage if you were hiding in a gingerbread house?

A caramel coating and some well-placed gum drops.

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Team Members

The Sassy Curmudgeon