Amber

• Age: 33
• Gender: Female
• Astrological Sign: Aries
• Zodiac Year: Dragon
• Occupation: Yes, I have one. Yes, I pretty much like it.
• Location: Denver

About Me

If you don't want to hear about the hijinks of Chris' kids and me adjusting to being their "bonus mom", well, maybe you should stop reading. If you're cool with that, good, because really, kids DO say the darndest things. In other news, I'm petrified of becoming that boring person who can only talk about their kids, so I'll try and talk about other stuff too. Like my cats. Ha ha. However, I can assure you that I will never wear high waisted jeans and sweatshirts bedazzled with, well, any sort of bedazzling. Because that's not how I roll.

If you were a pirate, how would you avoid laughing when saying "poop deck"?

I'd be too enthralled with my bad self to even think that was funny. I love pirates. I find them to be one of those things that is ALWAYS FUNNY.

Interests

• Overanalyzing and overthinking as many things as possible and getting upset over things I have zero control over. It's fun
• though not at all relaxing. Oh
• and I like to read and do crossword puzzles and other such nerdtastic pursuits.

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