JP

• Gender: Female
• Occupation: Hurricane

About Me

I love you like the wind.

Describe the sound of a moist waffle falling onto a hot griddle.

Please don't ever say the word "moist" again. I just threw up in my mouth a little.

Interests

• Interesting things.

Favorite Movies

• One word: snuff.

Favorite Music

• Tap. Tap. Tap. Tap. Tap.

Favorite Books

• The OED and Hustler Magazine.

JP's Blogs

	Blog Name	Team Members
	Nobody Magnet
	Barrelhouse	Joe Mike kylos TMC Mark Rovner Matt Bell Marc dave Dan Jonathan zac Sam aaron Gwydion Lesley Kistulentz jill alexander essbaum Snake, CEO Matt