|Occupation||ad reviewer/ranter at BuzzFeed.com|
|Location||New York, New York|
|Introduction||The Best Fucking Ad Blogger in the World™——now writing for BuzzFeed.com. I have been an NYC advertising copywriter for 19 years. I hate capri pants. Also: advertising, PR, midtown, the Upper East Side, the Upper West Side, going to Brooklyn, NYC realtors, New York City, fake blondes, real blondes, saline implants, silicone implants, Civil War enthusiasts, Republicans, Democrats, Liberals, Conservatives, fireworks, parades, Summer, Winter, greeting cards, stuffed animals, children's drawings, religions, personal trainers, golf, golf courses, golfers, polo shirts, turtlenecks, scarves, The Yankees, Yankee fans, mooks, Streeters, iBankers, the Hamptons, Hoboken, Chicago, Texas, Florida, people who don't know how to walk in NYC, whistling, Moby, TV, Radio, Magazines, Newspapers, stand-up comedy, Improv comedy, sketch comedy, "alt" comedy, Readings, poetry slams, SUVs, PCs, drinking straws, weddings, Brunch, fondue fountains, chick peas, Starbucks coffee, journalists, screenwriters (dicks), short men (Napoleon Complexed turds), Scrabble®, people who don't hate anything. I probably at least don't care for you.|
|Interests||drums & percussion, live music, the Frisbee®, hockey, reading, writing.|
|Favorite Movies||I hate movies.|
|Favorite Music||Tom Waits, PJ Harvey, Tool, Battles, Sex Pistols, Melvins, Mclusky, Soul Coughing, Heartless Bastards, New Pornographers, Wussy, Uncle Tupelo, Townes Van Zandt, Graham Coxon, Steppenwolf, Deep Purple, (good) Brazilian jazz.|
|Favorite Books||Jim Thompson novels, The Big Book of Filth, "All The Names" Jose Saramago, "Lancelot" Walker Percy, "Grapes Of Wrath" John Steinbeck.|
If you drive on a parkway why don't they make the whole plane out of that?
because FUCK YOU, that's why.