jesus harold christ
- Age: 252
- Gender: Male
- Astrological Sign: Capricorn
- Zodiac Year: Rat
- Occupation: saviour of man, son of god, pharmaceutical sponge
- Location: Nazareth : Israel
About Me
What's to say... I was born in a barn (no, really!)in Bethlehem, apparently to a virgin (my guessing is the virgin claim was to cover-up my mother's slutty shenanigans with all and sundry). I performed miracles, was loved by many and then was nailed on a cross. I then rose from the dead and came back to avenge my death by beating judas to death with a "rampant rabbit" love toy. And now I'm working for a third-rate blog site.
Why does the color blue mean raspberry-flavored?
Because I'm colourblind?
Interests
- Performing miracles
- bike-riding
- being sold for 30 fucking pieces of silver
- shining my favourite apple
- kike-flying
- writing "funny" articles
Favorite Movies
- Christ: My life amongst the pigeons
- Christ 2: I'm back from the dead muthafuckers!!
- Anal fury vols. 1-6
Favorite Music
Favorite Books
- The bible
- anything by Enid Blyton
- Gary Glitter's autobiography
- entitled "Do I wanna touch you there
- where? with my boot in your face? sure you sick fuck!!"
My Blogs |
Team Members |
| The Adventures of Phillip Hitech | Manny Kulkowski Alan Scrotum Winston Q Niles |
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