Johnny Hicks

• Age: 38
• Gender: Male
• Astrological Sign: Cancer
• Zodiac Year: Dog
• Industry: Tourism
• Occupation: Chef
• Location: Wherever I lay my Crap : North Island : New Zealand

About Me

Singing Chef, Commander Of Doomed Galleons and U-Boats Worldwide, Wearer Of Leopardskin Pants, Consumer Of Laksa, AxeHero, Spiraller of Gyres, Rough Slouching Beast, Collector Of Skulls, Raconteur, Philanthropist, Piss Artist Extraordinaire

Aren't papier mache cuts the worst?

I always thought machete cuts around my genitals were kinda nasty but hey that's just me

Interests

• Music
• Film
• Sex
• Fashion
• Architecture
• Politics
• Literature
• Beauty
• Ugliness
• War
• Peace

Favorite Movies

• Das Boot
• Sideways
• Fahrenheit 911
• The Dr Phibes Films
• Come And See
• Ariel
• any David Lynch
• any Emir Kusteirica
• Evil Dead Trilogy
• Once Upon A Time In The West

Favorite Music

• Backyard Babies
• Powderfinger
• Wildhearts
• Genocide Superstars
• Hardcore Superstar
• Motorhead
• Turbonegro
• Snuff
• JS Bach
• some Stravinsky
• Immortal Technique
• Scribe
• Neil Young
• Depeche Mode
• Alkaline Trio
• 3 Colours Red
• Saves The Day
• and on and on...

Favorite Books

• Chuck Palahniuk
• Martin Amis
• Perfume by Patrick Suskind
• James Ellroy
• John Birmingham's World War 2.2 novels
• Baudelaire
• Maldoror by Lautreamont
• Anthony Burgess
• Heat by Bill Buford
• Jerry Stahl
• John King
• Anthony Beevors' History Books
• most German and/or Dutch Pornography

Johnny Hicks's Blogs

	Blog Name	Team Members
	Making Enemies Is Good
	Online CV of Johnny Hicks