Grendel

About Me

I was unanimously approved as President of the Galactic Center Review Board in 1998, and my reign began the following day. One of my first acts was organizing dark matter into fluffy cakes that were sold to the Andromeda Galaxy at a hefty mark-up, the proceeds from which funded my more ambitious projects that were waiting in the wings. Among them: raising the speed limit of light along the Outer Reaches, repeal of the Jones-Clamato Amendment, and ending the ancient practice of annually throwing a virgin into the Great Central Black Hole. We now throw sparklers and lunch meat into the hole.

You're in the grocery store with a broken cart. How will you ever be that hungry?

As President of the Galactic Center Review Board, I have staff who do my shopping for me. But nice try.

My Blogs

Team Members

Babies Are Fireproof Stan Jane SER gillymonster em chang Pete T-bone bihari TLB Derrcules the plunge The Granimal PJKM possum a msf Lila
E a r t h G o a t El Gordo de Amore segall T-bone the plunge bR cek Confucius ian TLB Trevor Jackson SER traca de broon Kim msf csla Charlemagne Toad Press Pete gwarbot HGF 15  more