UltimateHomer

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About me

Gender Male
Location Central, California, United States
Introduction When I was in the Weeblos I won a medal for ugliest kite. It was my only achievement and I wore it proudly to every meeting.
Interests Fun
Favorite Movies Tin Drum, The Corndog Man, Ghost World, Secretary, Donnie Darko, Hedwig and The Angry Inch, Hulk (Ang Lee).
Favorite Music Dinosaur Jr, Radiohead, Sufjan Stevens, Bjork, Antony, Dylan, Cash, etc.. Anything but the crap that's on mainstream radio.
Favorite Books Some recents: Tin Drum, Watership Down, Lord of the Flies, Tortilla Flats, The Mountains of California, Rusty Wilson's Bigfoot Campfire Stories, More of Rusty Wilson's Bigfoot Campfire Stories(both excellent), The Sociopath Next Door.

You get to ride the big roller coaster three times in a row. What will keep your dad from taking a bite out of your candy apple?

Our life long estrangement... or distract him with beer.