|Occupation||Shepherd (by contract), Firewatcher (seasonal)|
|Introduction||Human. Writer/editor of Lighthouse Hockey, the New York Islanders fan site on SB Nation.|
|Interests||Music, hockey, soccer, unbearable lightness of being|
|Favorite Movies||Thin Red Line, Coen Brothers, Monty Python|
|Favorite Music||KILLING JOKE, Radiohead, Underworld|
|Favorite Books||The Sun Also Rises, Portrait of an Artist..., A Question of Intent, Triumph of the Nomads, Tragedy and Hope, The End of Oil, Nothing to be Frightened Of|
You've broken up with your old band and are about to release your first solo album. Please write the liner notes:
We would have made it big if you fellas didn't get me addicted to that crap.