spankcheeks

• Age: 30
• Gender: Female
• Astrological Sign: Gemini
• Zodiac Year: Sheep
• Industry: Maritime
• Occupation: Genius
• Location: Norfolk : Virginia : United States

About Me

I'm an expert in celebrity gossip, armed with a sharp tongue and a rapist's wit. I'm a Gemini with Taurus-esque tendencies, and I hail from Ireland, the white man's motherland. I placed 12th in a wet t-shirt contest in Puerto Vallarta. True story.

Your hand has been replaced by a rubber stamp. What does it say?

"Piss off, commie!"

Interests

• celebrity gossip; reading; writing; and fashion

Favorite Movies

• Roadhouse
• Dr. Zhivago
• Point Break
• and The Bridge on the River Kwai. Also Yentil and Ishtar.

Favorite Music

• Dokken
• Jethro Tull
• Ani DiFranco
• Boxcar Willie (Convoy RULES!)
• Ludacris
• Neil Diamond
• and Megadeth

Favorite Books

• Easy. Physician's Desk Reference 2005.

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