I'm north of thirty, south of fifty and living dangerously close to the Ohio state line. I'm a mother of two children, the servant of two needy canines, wife to one devoted and thoughtful (and probably dissatisfied but too noble to acknowledge it) husband, and spent most of my so-called adult life writing for TV and films in L.A. (under a different name, so don't bother IMDbing or googling me... you'll just have to take my word for it, but I've got the psychic scars to prove it.)
