urbanpaign

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About me

Gender Male
Industry Transportation
Occupation Sales Consultant
Location Champaign, IL, United States
Introduction It's not that I think I'm better than other people. It's that I think WHAT other people?
Interests Comedy, Stand-up, stupidity
Favorite Movies E.T., Crimson Tide, Tombstone, Red Asphalt, Forest Gump, The Fifth Element, Always, Harold and Maude
Favorite Music Live

Describe the sound of a moist waffle falling onto a hot griddle.

It has the same zing as an egg hitting a hot frying pan with butter, but imagine hearing it through a closed door.