Al Cad
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| Introduction | To every generation is born one who sees all. He is known as The Assuaging Holistic (though people often seem to abbreviate that, for some reason). This omniscient man carries the heavy burden of knowledge and wisdom. (He should probably get with the times and stop using stone tablets to record his teachings.) All gurus, shamans and leaders worth their salt come to this oracle for advice. Why it seems like only yesterday that Pauline Hanson came to me asking whether she should do a risqué topless photo shoot — I took one look at her weird naval and said “**** no!” Instead, I pointed out the meditative benefits of prayer flags and suggested she seek out some brightly-coloured cloth to watch fluttering in the breeze... So go forth, my children — seek out 1990s Simpsons eps, fresh guacamole, and sci-fi films where the female protagonist wears only a small length of bandage that conveniently covers up her rude bits. And remember, “There are always possibilities...” *mutters something uncharitable about sell-out Shatner (another name best not abbreviated)* Al Cad The Guru’s Guru |
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