Jackson Davies
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| Gender | Male |
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| Location | Southsea, United Kingdom |
| Introduction | I wrote for a while once. At a time when I was younger, and I think I was alright at it. Although subjective, it seems that as with any aspiration, it would be wise to practice it. Hopefully, this will end up being faintly comic and amusing, if only to myself, but we shall see. |
| Interests | Video Games, Books, Existentialism, Sci-Fi, Renaissance Art, History |
| Favorite Movies | Crank, Crank: High Voltage, Dawn of the Dead, Night of the Living Dead, Predator, Four Lions, I Heart Huckabees, Bottle Rocket, Rushmore, 28 Days Later, Casino Royale |
| Favorite Music | At the Drive In, Bedouin Soundclash, Bloc Party, Brand New, The Clash, Dan le Sac vs Scroobius Pip, David Bowie, Death From Above 1979, Frank Turner, Funeral Party, Hell is for Heroes, Imperial Leisure, The Jam, Jurassic 5, The King Blues, LCD Soundsystem, Los Campesinos!, Madness, Morrissey, The Rakes, Refused, Satori, The Smiths, The Skints, Sons and Daughters, The Strange Death of Liberal England, Suicide Bid, Two Door Cinema Club, We Are Scientists |
| Favorite Books | 1984, Animal Farm, Fear & Loathing in Las Vegas, Bill Bryson, Choke, Ham On Rye, Ubik, The Three Stigmata of Palmer Eldritch, Sandman, American Gods, 253, All Fun And Games Until Someone Loses An Eye, The Portable Door, Stone, Moab Is My Washpot |
Your bow is not broken but you've run out of arrows. How can you fake being a bard?
Well clearly the aim is to use the bow as a lute but I would think that medieval peasants would have enough experience of lutes and of bows to detect what one is, so I doubt they would be fooled by just pretending the bow is a lute. So I suppose I would fake being a bard by writing a lot of great plays, sonnets and songs about legendary heroes, and possibly growing a Guy Fawkes beard.