Hot Mess Heifer

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About me

Gender Female
Industry Arts
Location Stuck in the South, United States
Introduction Can an instant gratification addicted child of the 80's transform herself into a modern day incarnation of June Cleaver? Probably not but I'm gonna try . . . . occasionally. But mostly I'm going to sew, cook, mold some young minds and sometimes sew.
Interests Sewing, knitting, cooking, embroidery, shit talking, beebee smackdowns, maybelline quads, shoes, cake decorating, RockBand, writing, vintage patterns, shabby chic, fabric stashes, sewing marathons
Favorite Movies Inglourious Basterds, Underworld, Pride and Prejudice, Braveheart, Zombieland, Star Trek, Pulp Fiction . . .
Favorite Music Queen, Led Zeppelin, T.I, Etta James, old school 80's rock and pop
Favorite Books Queen, Roots, crappy romance novels, historic fiction, cookbooks, and sewing magazines.

Do you believe that forks are evolved from spoons?

I believe that forks are lie tellers who want you to be jealousE of the spoon's awesomeness.