Matt Brozovich

• Age: 33
• Gender: Male
• Astrological Sign: Virgo
• Zodiac Year: Rabbit
• Industry: Internet
• Occupation: Creative Director
• Location: Denver : Colorado : United States
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About Me

I am an armchair anarchist that believes the human race is doomed to destroy itself.

Well, maybe they don't need them, but don't you think that some fish might like a bicycle?

Until fish develop arms, legs, opposable thumbs, amphibious skills that allow for unlimited land or sea survival and the ability to reason that causes them to rise up and overthrow their human masters, they do not deserve frivolous luxuries such as bicycles. All they deserve is to be sauteed in butter and garnished with parsley. Stupid fishes.

Interests

• Bathing in butterscotch pudding
• belt sanding in the nude
• midget pornography
• hockey
• malt liquor
• volunteer work with children

Favorite Movies

• Full Metal Jacket
• Roadhouse
• Carwash
• 40 Year Old Virgin
• This Is Spinal Tap

Favorite Music

• Dead Kennedys
• N.W.A.
• Reel Big Fish
• Parliament
• Misfits
• NOFX
• Hank Williams III
• Social Distortion
• Wu Tang Clan

Favorite Books

• The Catcher In The Rye
• Count of Monte Cristo
• The Stranger
• Slaughterhouse Five

My Blogs	Team Members
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Broz Design
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