Dean Wormer
- Age: 42
- Gender: Male
- Astrological Sign: Virgo
- Zodiac Year: Sheep
- Occupation: Manager
- Location: Portland : Oregon : United States
About Me
The job of Dean of Faber College is one that necessitates constant vigilance. From fizzies in the swimming pool to delivering cadavers to the alumni dinner, the Delta House is always out to chap my suspenders.
Compose the lyrics to a new national anthem that features an animal sound at least once:
AMOOrica, AMOOrica, God shed his grace on thee. And crowned thy hood with low-fat curd, from sea to shining sea.
Interests
Favorite Movies
- The Goonies
- Star Wars
- The Gold Rush
- The Princess Bride
- Amelie
- Caddyshack
- Animal House(of course)
- Aliens
- The Holy Grail
- and probably a hundred other films I pretty much love but don't have room to list here.
Favorite Music
- U2
- Bob Marley
- Elvis
- The Police
- The Rolling Stones
- B.B. King
- Blues
- Rock
- The Clash
- Punk
- Classical
- Jazz
- Hip Hop
- The Ramones
- Greenday
- Cindy Lauper
Favorite Books
- Patrick O'Neil's Jack Aubrey series
- Tolkien
- Ortega y Gassett
- Lovecraft
- World War Z
- Any History
- Rush Limbaugh is a Big Fat Liar
- The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy
My Blogs |
Team Members |
| Hunters | |
|---|---|
| Atomic Romance | ladybug Swinebread She-Hulk's Bitch |
| The Dean's Office | Overdroid |
