the jaded viewer
- Gender: Male
- Industry: Internet
- Location: New York : New York : United States
- Wishlist
About Me
I'm a paranoid,schizophrenic, sci-fi obsessed, delusional fan boy of life.I use to want to be an FBI agent but hate the government. The best word to descibe myself is: !@#$%^&* ()_+=. I like bacon cheeseburgers and veggie fries. I have an award winning personality. I use sitcom writers to write my everyday dialogue.I was a movie star for 6.8 seconds. I talk like I'm in the Buffyverse. I can use my telepathic powers to toast bread. I believe aliens abduct me every Tuesday. My mind is filled with leftoverthoughts which can be found here: http://www.leftoverthoughts.com. My sentences tend to end abruptly like thi----.
Do you believe that forks are evolved from spoons?
Yes. I also believe that religious figures such as Jesus and Moses were time travelers
Interests
- watching and reviewing the world of horror
- splatter
- gore
- cult
- grindhouse
- trash
- b-movie
- erotica
- indie
- asian and exploitation films
- I also like the Mets and eating bizarre foods
Favorite Movies
- horror
- splatter
- gore
- cult
- grindhouse
- trash
- b-movie
- erotica
- indie
- asian
- exploitation
- sci fi
- star trek
- superhero
- porn
Favorite Music
Favorite Books
My Blogs |
Team Members |
| the jaded viewer | |
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| Baseballpalooza 8 (A Midwestern Adventure) | |
| leftoverthoughts... |
