Aaron
| Location | Texas, United States |
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| Introduction | I like Tex-mex, fruity beverages confined within the carapace of an entirely different fruit (if I dare), bending backwards and throwing basketballs recklessly long distances and then sinking the shot, fooling people into thinking that I'm just looking in a window when really I'm checking out my hair, convincing employees of already-closed establishments to open up again just for me, writing hilarious about me paragraphs filled with adjectives and obscurities, mentioning how much I enjoy writing those paragraphs in said paragraphs, mentioning that I mentioned how much I enjoy writing those paragraphs in said paragraphs, typing the word 'mention' over and and over until it loses all meaning, making you hate me and also wondering if I have what it takes to get into following professional tennis. Mention mention mention mention mention mention mention |