Joel
My blogs
| Gender | Male |
|---|---|
| Industry | Communications or Media |
| Location | Chicago, Illinois, United States |
| Introduction | Sportswriter with the Corpus Christi Caller-Times since 2009, I'm also a former Coast Guardsman and was honorably discharged from duty in July of 2012 for rescuing the President from a deadly smurf attack, relieving the world of awfulness by assassinating Justin Bieber and Jon Bon Jovi, and I once cooked a steak to well-done simply by farting. That last one is what most people remember me for. |