| Gender | Male |
|---|---|
| Location | Dallas |
| Introduction | I feel that most of you will be on my heart just like a tattoo. |
| Interests | Crazy People, Trivial Matters, Oprah's Favorite Things, Pop Culture, Absurdity, Religiously-Themed Raps |
| Favorite Movies | Waiting For Guffman, Best In Show, Pee-Wee's Big Adventure |
| Favorite Music | Alanis Morissette |
| Favorite Books | Slaughterhouse-Five, Atlas Shrugged, The Chosen |
Chicken monkey shoes?
Only after Labor Day.
