Carrie Valium
My blogs
| Gender | Female |
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| Location | Portland, Oregon, United States |
| Introduction | My intention is to help others learn from my own experiences so they can simultanesouly learn to carry LESS prescription benzos and live the life the universe has intended for them to live. I am a novice writer simply interested in having these random blog entries make people laugh, heal, or ponder whether or not anything I say about myself is actually true. My intent is to share the places I have been in order to make others feel better about where they are. One story at a time. ***DISCLAIMER: Everything I have written is absolutely true and has NOT been altered in ANY way, shape, or form for the sake of humor, attention, or promotion. My secondary reason for blogging is to DESTROY the love, trust, admiration, and esteem of my parents, husband, children, friends, neighbors, priest, pedicurist, paperboy, potential boyfriends, and possible future employers. (AND IF YOU FAIL TO SEE THE SARCASM IN THIS DECLARATATIVE DISCLAIMER, THAN YOU PROBABLY SHOULDN'T BE READING THIS BLOG TO BEGIN WITH.) |