Dr. Doom

About me

Occupation Last of the Bigtime Texas Oilmen
Location Too Far From Texas
Introduction

What about me? None of yer damn bidness, that's what.
Favorite Movies Jurassic Park -- all that crude oil on the hoof makes me cry

You get to ride the big roller coaster three times in a row. What will keep your dad from taking a bite out of your candy apple?

Me kicking him in the nuts.