bigbadmarkus

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Gender	Male
Industry	Arts
Occupation	assistant curator/ bartender
Location	Buffalo, NY, United States
Links	Wishlist
Introduction	I graduated college recently and I majored in something pretty useless so I still make the majority of my money bartending. In my spare time I like to quit part time jobs and work in strange places for the summer.
Interests	drinking, rock climbing, art, talking smack, dead baby jokes, forties, serial killers, UFOs, birth deffects, cooking, trashy strippers, reading, and road trips
Favorite Movies	The Goonies, The Big Lebowski, Last House on the Left, Casino, Election, The Friday the 13th series, Psycho, The Birds, all Batman movies (except Batman Forever, duh), The Excorcist, and Nightmare on Elm Street
Favorite Books	I read pretty much anything by Bill Bryson, David Sedaris, Perry Moor, Chuck Paluhniuk, Chelsea Handler, and Augusten Burroughs

When your science teacher smashed a frozen rose with a hammer, did you warm the petals to bring them back to life?

No. Our school didn't have the budget to freeze and reheat roses, but we did explode a pickle once.