Lily Strange

• Age: 44
• Gender: Female
• Astrological Sign: Aquarius
• Zodiac Year: Snake
• Industry: Non-Profit
• Occupation: Writer
• Location: Nightmare Heights : Netherworld : United States

About Me

Snarky author of horror fiction and off the wall comedy. As an added bizarre bonus, comes with mediumistic abilities. I wrote a book with the help of an equally sarcastic spirit friend. In life he was a very creative early onset curmudgeon and with my help, he continues to create darkly beautiful written works and to verbally snipe perpetrators of stupidity. Half the profits from our book will be donated to the World Federation for Mental Health. As interesting as my ghost-whispering may be, I'm a pretty boring person in real life. I don't go out much or do anything particularly interesting. I have a son who is rapidly nearing adulthood. I am very proud of him. I have bipolar disorder and this sometimes makes my life way more "interesting" than I want it to be. Mood swings suck. I'm usually not as much of an asshole as the website rules make me out to be, but I can be if provoked. I am the queen of this domain. Common sense rules apply. Treat me with respect and I'll treat you with the same. Be a jerk and it's off with your head. I don't have to publish what you write and if I don't like it, I won't. Simple!

Chicken monkey shoes?

Eh??? The jokes go like this: Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the dead monkey cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken. Maybe the chicken was wearing shoes. This is the most inane question ever.

Interests

• Writing (duh)
• metaphysics (duh again)
• cooking
• art
• animals

Favorite Movies

• Alien and Aliens. The last two sucked monkey nuts. Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure. Beavis and Butthead Do America. True crime stuff. Classic horror movies. Most of Tim Burton's stuff. Cheesy horror flicks where "acting appropriately stupid" is a good skill to have. Nightmare on Elm Street. A couple of the Halloween movies. Alfred Hitchcock.

Favorite Music

• I probably listen to classic hard rock the most
• but I like everything. Well
• not gangsta rap. But I do like some rap
• especially the old school hip hop.

Favorite Books

• Too many to mention. Anything by Stephen King
• H.P. Lovecraft
• Ambrose Bierce
• Edgar Allan Poe. The classic horror writers. I read a lot of old poetry. I also read true crime
• and psychology books.