|Occupation||Financial Genius, TV Heartthrob, Future King of the World|
|Location||New York, New York, United States|
|Introduction||I am the best looking, wealthiest, most intelligent man on television and I have better hair than anyone else. Yet, somehow I manage to keep my humility.|
|Interests||Money and Broads|
|Favorite Books||I don't read books - that's why I have people. They read for me.|
Unlike a dog, how can a turtle ever be naked?
What kind of crap is this? Is that like one of those "If a bear poops in the forest and no one is around to smell it, does it make a sound?" kind of questions? I hate those things.