| Gender | Male |
|---|---|
| Industry | Investment Banking |
| Occupation | Transactional Law, Ass Kicking |
| Location | The Leaping Peacock, Booth in Back, Down the Street from Castle Gormogon, United States |
| Introduction | Easily irritated by others. Particularly, Volgi, Czar Mandy and GorT. And now, apparently, Dr. J, too. |
| Interests | Hello Kitty, Odd Alcoholic Beverage Combinations, Vivisection, Theology, Politics, English Premier League Soccer |
| Favorite Movies | One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest, Shaving Ryan's Privates, Toy Story 3. |
| Favorite Music | Syntho-Punk Dance Mixes, Good Jazz and Blues, Van Halen, Rush and Mozart |
| Favorite Books | Yellow Pages, Czar's Diary |
If God loves everyone unconditionally, does God forsaking your worthless rear end definitively disprove God?
