|Occupation||Transactional Law, Ass Kicking|
|Location||The Leaping Peacock, Booth in Back, Down the Street from Castle Gormogon, United States|
|Introduction||Easily irritated by others. Particularly, Volgi, Czar Mandy and GorT. And now, apparently, Dr. J, too.|
|Interests||Hello Kitty, Odd Alcoholic Beverage Combinations, Vivisection, Theology, Politics, English Premier League Soccer|
|Favorite Movies||One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest, Shaving Ryan's Privates, Toy Story 3.|
|Favorite Music||Syntho-Punk Dance Mixes, Good Jazz and Blues, Van Halen, Rush and Mozart|
|Favorite Books||Yellow Pages, Czar's Diary|
If God loves everyone unconditionally, does God forsaking your worthless rear end definitively disprove God?