Martin Collinson

About Me

My name is Martin. I have one wife, Diane, who drinks wine. Between us, we have two children who eat money and are old enough to read now... so I have to say what joyful and fulfilling darlings they are! Don't be fooled, I'm much less boorish and opinionated than you'd think.

Lionesses have no manes. How do they know when they've grown up?

They aren't allowed onto buses for half fare

My Blogs

Team Members

Blindfold-Bunny-... Playhouse of Horror  
George Bristow's Secret Freezer  
Lizzie's Pink Plastic Warehouse