Max Thompson
- Age: 253
- Gender: Male
- Astrological Sign: Gemini
- Zodiac Year: Rat
- Occupation: Domestic God
- Location: InAHouseWithPeople : StateOfConfusion
About Me
I'm a young, healthy male in the prime of my life, who is stuck living with 2 Humans who don't tend to know their noses from their asses. Seriously...they seem to think that they *own* me, when we all know they are here on this earth to serve and amuse me. I allow them to stay, because they have opposable thumbs. Oh...and I have a potty mouth. Yes I do.
Interests
- Stinky Goodness
- Fish
- Eating
- Sleeping
- Staring out the window
- Singing at 3 a.m.
- Watching birds outside
- Sleeping more
- Stalking the People
- Eating more
- Avoiding Sticky Little People
- Eating.
