|Location||Kansas, United States|
|Introduction||I'm a middle aged, partially brain dead, slightly deaf, completely unconventional mother that worries about her children's future therapy bills. I live on Diet Dr. Pepper and guacamole. I'm also a complete photo thief. Please don't track me down and shoot me.|
Your people want to make a statue in your honor. What will it be made out of and what victory will it commemorate?
Make it out of Rice Krispie treats please, in honor of the gazillions of cookies and cupcakes I have made for various children over the years.