| Gender | Male |
|---|---|
| Industry | Student |
| Location | Montrose, Angus, Scotland, United Kingdom |
| Introduction | He is here and there is nothing you can do about it. Apart from murder. |
| Interests | Apart from stuff which can be included in these other boxes? Nothing. Apart from the fact I'm a toast coinoisseur, I guess, but that's not he kind of thing you admit in public. |
| Favorite Movies | You know those films every student/geek loves and worships, while insisting it's an original opinion to have? Yeah, those. |
| Favorite Music | I really don't talk about my taste in music. Of all the things that forces us into one social group music is the worst. I guess that places me into the "Pretentious Knobface" social group. |
| Favorite Books | See above. |
Never mind the turtle. Don't you think you're sure to win?
My mother? Let me tell you about my mother. *BANG!*