Richard Barnbrook
| Industry | Government |
|---|---|
| Occupation | Mayor of London (for whites only) |
| Location | Barking |
| Introduction | I have one suit an a slow shutter speed on my bladder. My Nazi friends have run off and left me because I am more than a bit thick |
| Interests | Fashion. Camping. Camp fashion. But please do not ask why I had to leave Thailand in a hurry |
| Favorite Movies | Anything by me. Most of these films involve men masturbating each other while listening to shite poetry. |
| Favorite Music | Frankie Goes to Bollywood, The Communards, Pet Shop Boys, Queen. |
| Favorite Books | The Naked Civil Servant |
You've rented a sky-writer to propose to your significant other, but it's completely overcast. What will you do?
Blame the blacks. The weather has been awful in Britain since they arrived.