|Occupation||Cat Wrangler, Pot-Stirrer, Domestic Drudge and One Snappy Dresser|
|Location||Minneapolis, Minnesota, United States|
|Introduction||What can I tell you that so many "Wanted" posters have failed to encapsulate? I want to tell stories and to someday, God willing and the creek don't rise, be compensated for them, if only with praise and promises of lunch. Hey! It could happen!|
|Interests||Writing protest letters, yoga, and obscenely large amounts of salsa, not necessarily in that order.|
|Favorite Music||The Jam, Southern Culture on the Skids, Parliament, The Raconteurs, Wolfmother, Rare Earth, Morris Day and the Time, Tom Waits, Gogol Bordello, Husker Du, Brother Ali, Replacements, Gnarls Barkley, MGMT, Earth Wind and Fire, Combustible Edison, TV on the Radio. This list changes all the time and is not to be used for gambling purposes.|
|Favorite Books||The Master and Margarita, Crime and Punishment, Jesus' Son, The Corrections, The Things They Carried, Neverwhere|
Come up with some possible band names for your group that features a washboard and a styrofoam tuba.