David Schwartz

About Me

Do you know me? Read one of my stories. Will you know me then? I have blue eyes, but sometimes they are green. Does this help? I am older than The Electric Company but younger than Sesame Street. Have you figured it out yet?

What's the most amount of sand you've ever had in your swimming trunks?

Enough for a scale replica of Gormenghast, a horde of lamassus (lamassi?) and a skeleton of Bran the Blessed. You want to talk colonoscopies?

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The ED SF Project niall chance Gwenda
Mumble Herder