Katy Pants
My blogs
| Gender | Female |
|---|---|
| Industry | Law |
| Occupation | Paralegal |
| Location | Providence, Rhode Island, United States |
| Introduction | Jesus, really? I just wrote all those interests! Not doin' it. Look at my interests and decide what I'm aboot. =p |
| Interests | Ahoy matey. I don't even know where to begin with listing my "interests"... hmm. Traveling, my family, my cats (Malichai, Little Face and Warrior), my Troyskis, karaoke, reading, music, love, laughing, sex, sexual things, porn, intelligent conversation, coffee, ice cold beer, vodka, wine, matching socks, Red Sox, pretending to be a ninja when I've drank tequila, starting a fight when I've drank whiskey, poker, shit talking, asian inspired literature, sunsets, big huge freakin' waves at the beach, ohhh and the beach, the smell of fresh cut grass, seafood, English accents, accents in general, learning new things, being the only person on the highway, clothes right out of the dryer, chatroulette, lamebook, slate.com, postsecret, secrets, dirty secrets, smoking, home made food, Christmas, stepping on the crunchiest leaf in the fall, light fluffy snow, meeting new people, clam bakes, babies (cute ones not those whiny ugly ones haha!), seeing someone you haven't seen for a while when you're having a skinny day and actually put on make up, new candles, fresh sheets, hugging my brother, driving really fast when no one's looking, wood stoves, big trucks, lobster (I know, I said seafood, but lobster's different), a brand new book, laying in the sun, realizing it's Friday when all morning I thought it was Thursday, burping, holding hands, bonfires, little buttons, previews at the movies, popcorn slathered in butter, the smell of lemon pinesol, kissing my kitties on their noseys, ugh, ok that's all i've got for now... |
| Favorite Movies | I am so easy to please with movies it would be easier to say what I don't like. I don't like horror. Scares the shit out of me and I am ruined for weeks. I didn't like that Sarah Silverman movie - it was not funny at all and made me angry. Uhhhh, ok, for whatever reason I don't like Steven Segal, he's just too corny or something so whatever he's in I just can't take seriously. I can't really think of anything else. Maybe someday I'll come back here and talk about movies that I actually liked. Or you could go to the 101 in 1001 bit in my blog and see what I liked. Shit, what are you lazy?? Lol nosah. |
| Favorite Music | Again... I like all music, except the bullshit. The bullshit being headbanging screaming rock when you can't understand not one word the singer is singing, I don't like really any of the new rap that has been coming out, I don't like opera... yup, that's about it. I like everything else. |
| Favorite Books | I read too much to really answer this, again, my 101 in 1001 bit would answer this more perfectly, but since I am not going to cross-reference and I am on my 3rd bev so I'm just going to go with: Snow Flower and the Secret Fan is my ALL TIME FAVORITE... Peony in Love... Youth in Revolt... Sonny's Blues... The Joy Luck Club... Native Son... The Awakening... Antigone... anything that has to do with ancient Asian culture and history... OH - and damn Opera to hell for saying that Lovely Bones was a good book... It blows so much I can't even begin to describe the disdain that I have for that book and Opera at this moment... I will never get back the time lost on that deboucherous bag of fruit flies... damn it... |
You're trapped in a well with a goat and a slinky. Describe how you will escape.
Clearly, I would wrap the slinky around the goat and then throw the goat out of the well. I would then use the slinky to climb out.