| Gender | Male |
|---|---|
| Occupation | Bayou swamp gigolo |
| Location | Humboldt, California, United States |
| Introduction | My momma was a side of sizzlin' hog scrapers and my daddy was a snakebit loonybird; when I was born I come out wrong and be all times a dumb man but in the movies I find my dream. |
| Interests | Laughing, loving, living, making people smell bad stuff (NOT farts), explicit Redwall fanfiction, Big Ty |
| Favorite Movies | Crime Boss Cop, Time Gunn, Kung Fu Dad, S.L.A.M. Patrol, Molotov and the Darkie, Junkie Battalion, What's Inside Rick's Room?, Jiggle Academy |
| Favorite Music | My favorite music is rap music |
| Favorite Books | The Master and Margharita is pretty good I guess |
