Eric Schwartz

• Age: 37
• Gender: Male
• Astrological Sign: Capricorn
• Zodiac Year: Boar
• Occupation: Your Mom
• Location: Dekalb : Illinois : United States

About Me

That's enough about me, let's talk about you.

Create a tagline for a new line of plastic bedsheets.

You're soaking in it.

Interests

• Your Mom

Favorite Movies

• That one with your Mom.

Favorite Music

• Stuff your Mom sings

Favorite Books

• The Joy of Slacks
• The DaVinci Camode
• Hitchhiker's Guide to the Gallstonectomy
• Let Us Now Praise Famous Mench
• Gyne with the Wind
• The Sun Also Rinses

My Blogs	Team Members
GAGblog
Monkey with a Laptop
Crabby Fitness	Shakespeare Maggie is...
ADIPOSE REX
GagBlog	Kelly Dino Millie TRI TO BE FUNNY jimmy Joe Robin Princess Marea DJR